Wednesday, November 7, 2007

[news #26801] How to keep ED away

Original message:


elderly ladies of the old school, the sneers of nurses, and, in a

ordinances, than when living in what is deemed a condition of high

gradually diminishing in quantity, as well as in value, for the last

this vegetable thicket, choosing a channel that had been formed by

enough; but the savages were perplexed at finding it so strong on

as to be in many places wet and swampy. There were a good many trees

poverty. Two common low-post maple bedsteads were soon uncorded and

making these preparations, did the two dogs raise their heads and

human feeling may occasionally be made to bear an humble resemblance

though to no one else did the danger seem so great as to the bee-

purpose. Neither brings any pay, we believe, nor any command, except

now set, and the night was favorable to the purpose of le Bourdon.

Your penis will be your sword and shield.

Original Message:

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Nothing can seduce women faster than a big penis.
JjajXR mYUQBzq

Deciphered:

JjajXR mYUQBzq is name of the Lizard that will take over the planet! ... with a sword shaped penis ... OR a penis shaped sword ... im not too sure!

sorry!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

MegaDIK! The first cumming of the Asspocolypse!

Origainal Message:

John Major is scheduled to make a trip to Spain. He cancels it to dealsays that as the current extraordinary pressures and uncertaintiesAll in a futile effort to save the day. But it is becoming clear that

pound is being quoted below 2.70 marks in New York trading, moreOthers had made large profits on the devaluation of the pound,

Asking yourself how to increase your love muscle without taking radical measures?

Our answer to all your problems is MegaDik!

Try this wonder-pi'll and add up to 3 Inches to the length

of your phallus and upto 20% to its width in a few days!

Don't miss it out, start acting now!

in the exchange markets and buy up ones own currency. Ifwhen the bands were widened to a rather meaningless 15 percent.fateful day-Black Wednesday, as it came to be dubbed-the Bank of

I personally did not foresee a breakdown of the Exchange Ratepounds. Their instructions are to spend $2 billion in three separatebomb will explode.

that a big investment play is possible. It was almost as though wedBritish and Italian currencies will trade freely, and their central banks(A television reporter later asked Soros why he had not been convinced

Deciphered:

John Major has formed an underground gang of scoundrels known only as the "XCHANGE RATPOUNDERZ" who plan on using a new mega nuke known as MegaDIK!

It will explode 3 times in one night and drown the entire world in donkey semen, whilst back the proverbial "ranch" they will be on their Toyota build "ark" which according to rumours with be the first hybrid arc of it's kind!

The truth ... that's all we stand for!

MISSION STATEMENT

NO LONGER SHALL WE BE OPPRESSED!

NO LONGER SHALL THE GOVERNMENTS OF THE NEW WORLD CONTROL US WITH HIDDEN MESSAGES!

We are taking a stand and bringing the truth to the "people" by deciphering the hidden messages in you average everyday bit o spam that clogs your mailbox like compressed fecal matter! We are here to clear the runways so to speak!

So join us in our quest in search of the proverbial "truth"

AL UTA CONTINUA!

The Struggle Continues!

Forward Comrades! FORWARD!