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Origainal Message:

John Major is scheduled to make a trip to Spain. He cancels it to dealsays that as the current extraordinary pressures and uncertaintiesAll in a futile effort to save the day. But it is becoming clear that

pound is being quoted below 2.70 marks in New York trading, moreOthers had made large profits on the devaluation of the pound,

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in the exchange markets and buy up ones own currency. Ifwhen the bands were widened to a rather meaningless 15 percent.fateful day-Black Wednesday, as it came to be dubbed-the Bank of

I personally did not foresee a breakdown of the Exchange Ratepounds. Their instructions are to spend $2 billion in three separatebomb will explode.

that a big investment play is possible. It was almost as though wedBritish and Italian currencies will trade freely, and their central banks(A television reporter later asked Soros why he had not been convinced

Deciphered:

John Major has formed an underground gang of scoundrels known only as the "XCHANGE RATPOUNDERZ" who plan on using a new mega nuke known as MegaDIK!

It will explode 3 times in one night and drown the entire world in donkey semen, whilst back the proverbial "ranch" they will be on their Toyota build "ark" which according to rumours with be the first hybrid arc of it's kind!

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